So I managed to upset a representative of the J.G. Ballard fan club

I was maybe going a bit too far with the use of the Billy Madison Ultimate Insult clip.

No, scratch that. Hello America is really awful. About as funny as eating a stew of confetti and cat biscuits at a 70s dinner party hosted by a bunch of racist misogynists (the kind who would be offended if you accused them of such). Not that the Ballard fan is any of that. Just, that book. And Ballard